WTF: Florida Man Busted Masturbating In Pillow Aisle at Walmart

#WhatTheFlorida #WTF  Of course this is right in our backyard. Police were called to a Walmart in Stuart, FL because a dude was fluffing his own pillow in the pillow aisle... his excuse is pretty bad too!

Dennis Palmer, yes his last name is Palmer, was busted on and off surveillance footage having his way with himself.

When the cops questioned him, he told them that it was a bad case of the crabs and he wasn't masturbating. According to police, there was more rubbing and tugging and not so much scratching going on in the video.


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